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Sardine Can Survival Kit
Increase your chances of survival in an emergency situation by carrying this sardine can survival kit. Despite its compact size, it holds a plethora or useful tools like matches, first aid instructions, and duct tape inside a sturdy waterproof case.
Emergency Snack Kit
Ensure you’re prepared when hunger unexpectedly strikes by keeping this emergency snack kit close by. Intended for emergency snacking use only, this life-saving kit comes stuffed with everything from Doritos and Airheads to Cheetos and salted peanuts.
WWE Booty O’s Cereal
Get your daily fill of positivity, unicorn magic, and trombone music in one shot by pouring yourself a hearty bowl of Booty O’s Cereal. Based on WWE sensation The New Day, this bootylicious treat comes packed with small marshmallow shaped booty crowns.
The Perfect Man Chocolate
Avoid heartache from the opposite sex by trading your undeserving boyfriend in for the perfect man chocolate. He’s sweet, a great listener, and has a physique that’ll put any guy to shame. Best of all, he’s made out of rich milk chocolate.
Stainless Steel Skull Ice Cubes
These stainless steel skull ice cubes are the perfect way to keep your spirits chilled without watering them down. They come in sets of four and each feature a flat bottom so that you can easily rest them on the bottom of your glass.
Sasquatch Poop
Experience heaven on Earth by satisfying your sweet tooth with a hearty bag of Sasquatch poop. Each little cotton pouch comes filled with small chocolate covered almond poop balls that were hand-gathered from the forests of the Northwest where Bigfoot roams free.
