The Freewrite by Astrohaus is a distraction-free writing instrument designed to help the modern writer get in a flow state and stay there.

Welcome to the First Order. Introducing the First Order Stormtooper Robot with Companion App. Featuring a cutting-edge AR app experience, voice command, facial recognition, and sentry patrolling capabilities. Rule the Galaxy.

LED FURNITURE AVAILABLE (Measurements and weight specs are apporx’) Playlearn LED Light Up Furniture can be used in multiple settings, from bedrooms to parties, from sensory rooms to studios etc.

Sound Activated car stickers. It is a layer of soft and thin sheet be sticked on rear windshield side window, or wherever you feel appropriate. Use driving equipment, plug it to 12VDC power, it can produce beautiful effect.

Make anytime special time with endless hours of preloaded Disney and other family-friendly entertainment. The smart mini-projector is small, portable and safe enough for kids to use.

1) the tent will be inflated by a fan which need continuously turn on 2) need to zip up the tent to avoid deflation 3) need about 10 minutes to inflate the tent 4) it is 3 meter in diameter of the bulb tent, and the tunel is 1.5meter

The multifunctional claw is a cross has both a mechanical claw and grappling hook.

Need a new place to chill? How about a form-fitting memory foam chair that's big enough to share? Introducing the Chill Sack.

The walled fortress at Helm's Deep is under attack by the mighty Uruk-hai army. The forces of men, elves, and a dwarf must do everything they can to stop them from breaching the fortress walls.

Designed with a refrigerator drawer, the Sobro keeps beverages and food chilled and always within reach. Featuring Bluetooth speakers, charging ports, LED lights, and a sleek touch panel for optimal control, the Sobro coffee table always keeps you connected.

Extreme: Move the Game Mode Selector Switch to the position that says Extreme. This mode is for true Shocktato™ players. This mode got its name because it has no music, just a surprise buzzer and emits a shock.

Sphero Mini packs tons of fun into a tiny, app-enabled robot about the size of a ping pong ball. Drive Mini using different modes with the Sphero Mini app, or just by using your face. Yes, you read that right. Face Drive is a hilarious new feature that uses your facial expressions to drive the ball.

Store your axe like a total badass by placing it on this skeleton hand wall mounted guitar grip. It features an embedded ¼ inch 20 count steel post that keeps it securely attached, can swivel to fit most guitars, and comes with a cushioned insert to protect the neck.

Get your party guests laughing and socializing with each other by setting out these face drink coasters. Each double sided coaster comes printed with different faces and expressions and also comes with a small opening so that you can conveniently hang them on your nose.

Give your little monsters something to scream about at snack time by whipping up some spooky treats using this haunted skull cakelet pan. The pan is crafted from cast aluminum for superior baking performance and lets you make up to six miniature skulls per batch.

Make your next soak more relaxing then ever by dropping this color changing bath light into your tub. This small battery operated light lets you choose from sixteen vibrant colors that you can easily switch between using a handy remote control.

Send someone on an emotional roller coaster by pranking them with this 500K prop money filled duffel bag. This inconspicuous black bag features a worn and distressed exterior that provides a convincing look and comes packed with 500K of phony money.

Become the living embodiment of your favorite artery-clogging meal by hitting the streets in these ultra fashionable fried chicken leg pants. Just slip into these eye-catching pants and watch your legs instantly transform into two plump and juicy drumsticks.

The world can be pretty rough place, which is why it’s so important to focus on the good. 14,000 Things To Be Happy About is the uplifting read that comes jam packed with things that’ll put a smile on your face – like caramel gelato, big red barns, and cupcakes with sprinkles.

You can finally throw out those aerosols and deodorizing sprays once and for all once you outfit your porcelain throne with this poop odor removing toilet fan. This compact device removes 99% of bacteria and fungi, eliminating the foul smell created by excrement.

End your next meal on a sweet note by topping it off with a yummy fortune cookie. This big box of fortune cookies comes with 100 individually wrapped Kosher and vegan cookies containing a fun and enlightening fortune – and if you don’t like it, just break open another one!

Pick up right where you left off with the finger pointing bookmark. This clever bookmark makes it easy to keep track – down the exact sentence where you last stopped reading – so you can jump right back into the story without skimming through any extra paragraphs.

Avoid getting soaked during your next water gun fight by arming yourself with one of these colorful water gun umbrellas. These vibrant pieces feature an extra long barrel with a small umbrella at the end that acts like a shield against your opponents.

Experience a nostalgia overload as you pay homage to one of the 20th century’s greatest landscape painters with this Bob Ross Chia Pet. In just 1 to 2 weeks you’ll be able to witness your tiny Bob Ross grow a groovy green afro full of life and color.

Want an alarm clock that doubles as a Hollywood movie prop? This defusable bomb is a fully functional alarm clock with a snooze button, but when you press the big red button a scary countdown will commence and require you to cut the right wire before time runs out.

Keep drivers from cutting you off on the road with the help of Gandalf and the “You Shall Not Pass” car sticker. This amusing vinyl decal is made to stand up to the elements and comes available in whatever color tickles your fancy. Slow down, you fools!

Look and feel like a million bucks every time you go to sleep by slipping into these Suit Pajamas. Made from fine silk and cotton, these comfy pajamas are the officially licensed version of the Suitjamas seen in How I Met Your Mother.

Never drink tea alone again with this baby Nessie tea infuser by your side. Apart from serving as your drinking buddy, baby Nessie’s porous body will release the tea into your mug while his long neck extends above the water’s surface so that you can stir it.

Add an amusing touch to your reading nook by propping up your literary collection using this falling books bookend. It’s crafted from metal and cleverly designed to create the illusion that your stack of books is about to fall over and crush the tiny people making a run for it.

Elevate your favorite drinking game to new heights as you mercilessly punish your liver playing mountain beer pong. In addition to the standard six cup base, it incorporates a multilevel cup holder that increases the difficulty and fun of this iconic drinking game.

Light up the streets with your great fashion sense by wearing a pair of LED sneakers. These eye-catching kicks sport a wrap-around LED band that can be customized with one of seven colors so you can match them with any outfit.

Fulfill your dream of becoming a mythical woodland creature with help from this creepy unicorn mask. It’s so realistically styled that from the moment you put it on, you and everyone lucky enough to come into your presence will undoubtedly be touched by its magic.

Give your skin the royal treatment by lathering it up with these beer soaps. They come in six incredible varieties including “hoppy IPA” and “vanilla porter” – and are made from quality ingredients like orange peel, crushed, oats, and real hops.

Feed your body – and narcissistic tendencies – with a well balanced breakfast made using the selfie toaster. Once you select the perfect selfie to upload, the toaster then etches your lovely mug onto the bread for a one of a kind edible portrait. #Toastie

Ever wish you could cool off with pickle juice? Well then feast your eyes on these pickle flavored ice pops! These refreshing treats feature a delightful zesty pickle taste and are packed with essential minerals like potassium and calcium to promote a balanced body.

Brighten up someone’s special day with a little wonder by crafting a magic flying butterfly card. Simply insert this tiny rubber-band-powered butterfly into any greeting card and it’ll fly up to 20 feet in the air once the card is opened by the recipient.

Teach your kid a strong work ethic at a young age with the baby mop onesie. Not only will your baby learn the importance of cleanliness, but he will also get an ab defining workout as he crawls across the floor picking up dirt and trash.

Get the perfect tan as you sizzle like a pepperoni under the hot sun while laying out on the pizza towel. This oversized nearly five foot wide pizza comes loaded with melted cheese and greasy pepperoni – making it ideal for the beach or picnics.

Travel over virtually any terrain just like a pet rodent in this human hamster ball. Built from a reinforced translucent material, the hamster ball lets you roll around safely inside of a bubble that provides a breathtaking view of the nauseating world around you.

Drench the competition with a continuous stream of liquid punishment using the AK-47 water gun. Rather than having you waste precious energy pumping away, this water gun features a convenient motorized system that shoots water with just the pull of the trigger.

Take your drinking games from the frat house to the big leagues by upgrading to the moving beer pong robot. This motorized device holds up to 5 plastic red cups and moves all around the table – dramatically increasing the difficulty of the shot.

Keep strangers from wanting to pet your doggy when you’re out on walks by transforming him into a mutant beast with this werewolf dog muzzle. It’s designed to fit your pup without causing discomfort and is intricately styled to make your dog look like a ravenous beast.

Bring a little extra luck into your life by adding some color to your garden with this vomiting rainbow garden gnome. This leprechaun-type little fella shoots out a vivid stream of multicolored chunks that lead to a large pot of gold.

Punt up some frozen treats using the kickball ice cream maker. Making ice cream has never been this much fun – simply load the ingredients into the sphere and then shake or kick it around for 15 minutes – it’s that easy!

Set your geeky ride apart from the rest by spicing up its decor using this Chewbacca seatbelt cover. Handmade from faux fur and high quality marine vinyl, it’s UV resistant and makes you look like a Wookie as you are driving around town.

Rid your home of pesky insects by blasting them with the salt shotgun. The gun’s ingenious design creates a mini shotgun effect that lets you shoot loads of salt with great accuracy so that you can vanquish those creepy crawlers once and for all.

Halloween is sure to be a wild ride when you and your closest chums dress up in roller coaster costumes. Once you and a few friends are safely strapped into your costumes, you’ll create the illusion that you’re aboard a thrilling amusement park ride.

Bring the brutality of football to the graceful game of soccer by playing a game of inflatable bumper soccer. In this hybrid sport, players are encased by an enormous inflatable ball that lets you bump, tackle, and push down opponents without ever injuring them.

Forget about texts and emails. When you want a message delivered with speed and reliability, this potato message mailing service is the way to go! Each 5″ Idaho potato can be customized with a short 135 character message of your choosing.

Life is short – learn to appreciate what little time you have with help from the death countdown watch. It utilizes a personal health algorithm along with your health stats to calculate approximately how much time you have left on this incredible planet.

Get your creative juices flowing by becoming the co-author of “Finish This Book”. Famed “Wreck This Journal” author Keri Smith enlists your help through a series of clues and intelligence training which you must solve to continue her research and complete the book.

Keep your kitchen cutlery ready for action when you store them in the Spartan warrior knife block. This novelty piece is crafted from fine maple wood and made in the image of a Spartan warrior who is fending off your attack with his trusty shield.

Unleash your deadly inner warrior as you wield the Damascus steel sword. Expertly forged from Damascus steel, this noble weapon stands as a testament to the superior and timeless quality of ancient Chinese sword forging techniques.

Become the envy of every paleontology geek in the break room by bringing your meal inside this dinosaur head lunchbox. This green dino’s mouth opens up to reveal a cozy spot for you to store your food, and it comes with a removable muzzle for easy transport.

Delve into the wacky mind of Dr. Seuss by bringing his world to life with color! Each page of the Dr. Seuss coloring book features a whimsical illustration from some of Dr. Seuss’s most iconic books like “The Lorax” and “The Cat in the Hat”.

Begin living the leisurely life you’ve always envisioned with help from The 4-Hour Work Week. You’ll learn everything from outsourcing your work to overseas virtual assistants, to trading a long-haul career for short work bursts.

Learn about the best locations and experiences our planet has to offer by reading 1,000 Places To See Before You Die. This fact-filled read features 600 full color photographs, and showcases 1,000 incredible destinations spanning over 28 different countries.

Give your simpleton brain a grueling workout by trying to solve the Rubik’s Cube for idiots. Aptly named the “boob cube”, this puzzle features a dumbed-down design that includes a solution manual just in case it proves too challenging.

Take a piece of the sea with you wherever you go by accenting your look with this octopus tentacle ring. This nautically themed accessory depicts a silver tentacle wrapping around your finger with its suction cups points outwards.

Stay hydrated in style by swapping out you plastic bottle for one of these adorable penguin water bottles. Each 8.5 ounce bottle features a high borosilicate glass interior and a tough TPE/ABS plastic exterior designed to look like a cute little colorful penguin.

Learn how to become a true badass with a pair of needles by reading The Manly Art of Knitting. Originally published in 1972, this practical guide provides step-by-step instructions for beginners alongside helpful illustrations and images.

Have you ever wanted to lick your cat? Sure you have! Well now you can finally fulfill your motherly instincts & desires to groom your feline using your tongue – but without the furballs! Simply place the hair brush in your mouth, and get to lickin’!

Add a touch of technicolor wonder to your special day by walking down the aisle in this whimsical LED wedding dress. This gorgeous piece is made from satin and a special fiber optic fabric that makes it glow in one of seven beautiful shades.

Become an expert on a wide assortment of potentially inebriating plants, flowers, and fruits by reading “The Drunken Botanist”. This bestseller examines fungi, trees, herbs, and plants that have been fermented and distilled to craft some of the world’s greatest drinks.

Treat your muggle taste buds to some incredible magical flavors by following any of the recipes in “The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook”. It’s packed with over 150 easy-to-follow recipes for spellbindingly delicious meals like “Molly’s meat pies” and “pumpkin pasties”.

Get your daily fill of positivity, unicorn magic, and trombone music in one shot by pouring yourself a hearty bowl of Booty O’s Cereal. Based on WWE sensation The New Day, this bootylicious treat comes packed with small marshmallow shaped booty crowns.

The lightning reaction shocking game is the electrifyingly fun game that puts your reflexes to the ultimate test. Players simultaneously hold onto the handles and wait for the light to turn green – the last one to press the trigger on their handle gets shocked!

Experience heaven on Earth by satisfying your sweet tooth with a hearty bag of Sasquatch poop. Each little cotton pouch comes filled with small chocolate covered almond poop balls that were hand-gathered from the forests of the Northwest where Bigfoot roams free.

Bring killer style back to the high holidays by strutting around in this ugly Hanukkah sweater. This long sleeve shirt comes with a holiday appropriate design depicting some of Hanukkah’s most well known symbols like Menorahs and dreidels.

Take your taste buds for a walk on the wild side by sinking your teeth into an edible dehydrated zebra tarantula. Each little protein-packed critter comes fully boiled, dehydrated, and seasoned with a light hint of barbecue for an exotic taste.

Create a vibrant atmosphere by unleashing a flurry of color into the air using this compressed air powder cannon. It utilizes rice power dyed with a non-toxic and water soluble coloring that explodes into the air to release a cloud of colored dust.

Turn your bedroom into a more loving spot for you and your sweetie using these “I love you” pillow cases. They come decorated with a cute and simple little cartoon of a couple romantically talking to each other through a tin can telephone.

Turn heads by creating the illusion you’re breaking actual rocks with your teeth by snacking on these geode cookies. Each piece is masterfully decorated to resemble a naturally occurring rock – complete with a drool-worthy hard candy center.

Combine your love of partying and firearms by downing your liquor with one of these .308 real bullet shot glasses. Each shot glass comes with a real .308 bullet lodged into the side and is handmade to ensure each piece is 100% unique.

Transform your harmless little feline into a fierce and intimidating king of the jungle with this lion cat hat. As long as you insist on dressing up your cat with things he’ll despise, at least make it worth his suffering by choosing this ferocious hat.

Improve the taste of nearly any alcoholic beverage by pouring it into one of these edible candy cane shot glasses. Each festive shot glass features a 1.76 ounce capacity and are made entirely from tasty peppermint flavored candy.

Take your taste buds on a nostalgic trip through time by digging into one of these retro candy gift boxes. Each box comes jam packed with 30 different sugary treats from a specific decade in the twentieth century – from the 1940s to the 1990s!

Give your next party or celebration a fun whimsical feel by decorating the venue using these giant balloons. Available in packs of 10, each brightly colored latex balloon can be easily inflated to a whopping 48-inch diameter.

Star Wars by Selk’bag allows you to suit up and enjoy any adventure as your favorite Star Wars hero! An excellent choice for spring and summer camping as well as fun around the home. Equipped with removable booties and hand openings so you can use your light saber to conquer the galaxy! Choose from Dart Vader, Storm Trooper, Chewbacca and Rebel Pilot!

Treat someone special to the perfect gift: luxurious combed cotton socks. These non-slip socks are printed with an entertaining message: If you can read this, bring me some wine. Click “add to cart” to order.

As if you didn’t have enough reasons to drink during the game – here’s one more – the football drinking game mug. Using the graphic as a guide, fill your mug at the start of kickoff, and drink accordingly as your team advances down the field.

Be naughty this year and have yourself a boozy little Christmas by celebrating the holidays with this Santa hat flask. This festive accessory features a detachable ten ounce plastic flask discreetly concealed within a zippered pocket.

Turn heads at any party by lighting up the spot with these RGB LED glasses. These colorful futuristic shades let you choose between vibrant pre-loaded patterns, or you can program the glasses with your very own custom colors and patterns.

Keep your daily essentials organized and at hand by storing them inside this burrito pencil pouch. It sports a tasty looking tortilla exterior, comes with internal mesh pockets for storage, and features a functional wrap design that prevents anything from falling out.

Keep your partner from stealing your precious blanket in the middle of the night by outfitting your bed with these blanket hogging prevention clamps. They work on all bed configurations, won’t damage your sheets, and can hold up to 50 pounds of force.

Transform your bedroom into the ultimate snuggle spot by bringing in this giant 11-foot teddy bear. This enormous teddy features a jubilant expression on his face along with an ultra soft exterior and an even fluffier interior that makes him ideal for laying on top of.

Learn about the remarkable women that changed our world in the Bad Girls Throughout History book. This highly informative read highlights figures like Billie Holiday, Cleopatra, Harriet Tubman, and Georgia O’Keeffe – demonstrating their impact on the world.

Set your drinks apart from the rest by giving them a smoky flavor using this cocktail smoking box and gun. You simply place your drink inside the elegant and sturdy steel framed glass cage and pump it full of smoke to achieve a unique flavor.

Silence those buzzing little bastards with ruthless efficiency by using this sword fly swatter. Available in one of three vibrant hues, it features a hilt-styled handle so you can grab and swing it like a sword when hunting down any small insect.

Enjoy alcohol’s glorious effects without the nasty next day consequences by wearing this hangover patch. This hospital-grade patch provides direct time-released delivery of essentials vitamins to dramatically reduce the physical side effects of heavy drinking.

Make bath-time fun for your little ones using this bathtub ball track set. The set includes 3 tracks, a ladle, a ball, and a paddle wheel that you can easily stick onto your tile walls to create a fun maze for your little tadpole to play with.

Who needs air freshening sprays and scented candles when you have a bag of unicorn farts? Each bag features a whimsical and colorful design, and comes scented with essential oils of the highest quality that give off a delightful fragrance.

Give the kids a fun scare at snack time by bringing out a tray of skeleton head brain cupcakes. The set comes with 3 heat resistant silicone rubber molds that you pour the batter into and place in the oven to create spooky skeleton shaped cupcakes.

Slash boredom to pieces by sitting around the table with your friends and playing the Serial Killer Trivia board game. Designed for 2-5 players, this morbidly entertaining game puts your serial killer knowledge to the ultimate test with over 500 questions.

Use your downtime at work to perfect your game with this desktop mini golf. This amusing stationary set includes a pencil and eraser that serve as your handy club along with a card filled with cutouts that you use to make a small desktop course.

Pouring is boring – streamline the process of getting alcohol into your system using this wine bottle glass attachment. The high quality borosilicate glass fits directly onto the top of any wine bottle – turning each bottle into your own jumbo cup.

Liven up your home’s drab decor with a little urban art using this vandalism starter kit. The work of prolific POPaganda contemporary artist Ron English is transformed into vibrant stickers you can peel off and stick anywhere you want.

Make your appetizers easy to reach for everyone at the table by placing them atop this octopus table server. This small cast iron octopus stands 9 inches tall and uses his long tentacles to create a sturdy base between the table and small glass surface overhead.

Make your childhood fantasy a reality by converting the world around you into real LEGO-like structures by using these life size building bricks. You’ll be able to construct giant structures and real functional furniture – the only limit is your imagination.

Set up the ultimate Halloween display using this posable life size skeleton. This bony fella stands just over five feet tall and features posable limbs that lock in place so you can position him in a number of funny and amusing positions.

Make game night more exciting for all who attend with the “That’s What She Said” card game. This hilarious game of innuendos has players matching humorous setup cards to even funnier phrase cards like “that’s going to leave a mark” and “it’ll look big in your hands”.

Throw out that fake vomit and upgrade your pranks by disgusting friends and family using this Play-Doh fake poop mold. The kit includes a turd mold, two types of brown clay, and one tub of yellow clay so you can create small pieces of corn for a more realistic look.

Channel the power of the Dark Side to help guests pick up appetizers by placing this Darth Vader toothpick dispenser on the job. At the press of a button, this small Vader action figure reaches into his cape and hands your guest a toothpick saber.

Keep your prideful kitty in check and looking respectable by covering up her ears with one of these bonnets for cats. Made from 100% cotton with satin lining, the bonnets feature a quaint floral print and come with straps to ensure a secure fit.

Create perfectly formed smoke bubbles and rings that’ll impress your friends using this smoke ring maker and bubble blower. It comes with a special “Monkey Juice” solution ideal for forming huge billowy smoke-filled bubbles in an instant.

Keep track of the new year and put your love of popping bubble sheets to use with this brilliant bubble wrap calendar. Every day that goes by you’ll get to enjoy the simple joy of popping a bubble off this clever calendar.

Grow some mind blowing green mushrooms with this glow in the dark mushroom kit. All you need is a nice wet log and you can have some amazing glowing mushrooms in no time at all. It’s a great gift for the budding mycologist.

Quit struggling with life’s hard choices once and for all by leaving them all up to the magnetic decision maker. You simply move the ball, release it, and wait for it to land on “yes”, “no way”, try again”, “definitely”, “maybe”, or the always popular “ask a friend”.

Give your meals an out-of-this-world touch using these amusing space egg molds. They’re made from silicone which makes them easy to wash and come in either a spaceship or cool astronaut design that will make mealtime fun for your little ones.

Instantly create a party atmosphere by switching on this kaleidoscope light show projector. It features three built-in LEDs that shine through the multifaceted plastic top to project an awe inspiring kaleidoscopic effect on your walls and ceilings.

Keep order inside your vehicle by threatening to abruptly boot out unruly passengers using this eject button car plug cigarette lighter. It features an impossible to miss bright red color and is designed to fit most 12 volt car plugs.

Save your spot in a comical way that’ll draw attention by using this crocodile bookmark. This tiny green crock is crafted from a sturdy plastic and made to look like it’s swimming through the pages of your book when it is placed inside.

Tote all your gear around just like Steven Universe by stuffing it into this cheeseburger backpack. It measures approximately 20 inches in diameter and comes topped with two plump buns, lettuce, tomato, and cheese – all of which unzip into separate pockets.

Save your place in an eye-catching way with one of these zipper bookmarks. Available in either orange, green, or blue, they work with any book and create the illusion that the top of your book has been sealed shut by a colorful plastic zipper.

These stainless steel skull ice cubes are the perfect way to keep your spirits chilled without watering them down. They come in sets of four and each feature a flat bottom so that you can easily rest them on the bottom of your glass.

Put your intelligence to the test by trying to solve this wooden Kong Ming lock puzzle. With its origins in ancient China, this fun yet challenging brain teaser consists of various wooden blocks that are easy to take apart but challenging to piece back together.

Easily turn any glass bottle into a small drinking cup using this bottle cutter. It’s designed to cut bottles anywhere from 43-102 millimeters and provides a secure hold that won’t slip as you’re slicing through the glass.

Now you can hunt Pokemon around the clock by keeping your smartphone juiced up using this Pokeball power bank. This geeky device is small enough to comfortably fit in the palm of your hand and comes with built-in LEDs that give it a cool glowing effect.

Experience your favorite Adult Swim show like never before by gathering around and playing the Rick And Morty Total Rickall card game. You must figure out which of these new, zany characters are real and which ones are parasites that need to be exterminated.

Move through the water like an enchanting mythical creature by diving in with this mermaid tail swimsuit. While its design may render you motionless on land, the huge vibrantly colored fin will have you swimming faster than ever before.

Now you can chug down one of Springfield’s trendiest nightclub drinks with the Flaming Moe energy drink. It features a delightful cotton-candy-like taste and features Moe Szyslak holding up his signature drink right on the can.

A lot of what we believe and do is bullshit. Everything Is Bullshit examines some of society’s most cherished traditions such as engagement rings and expensive college tuition to provide us with interesting and factual answers as to why things are the way they are.

Veggies can do a lot more than help you stay healthy. This cabbage umbrella sports a compact size and a vibrant yet realistic cabbage leaf design that make this the perfect gift for any of your vegetarian or vegan friends.

Become an expert on the groundbreaking show about nothing by flipping through the pages of the Seinfeldia book. Acclaimed TV historian Jennifer Armstrong takes the reader through a detailed and hilarious behind-the-scenes look into how the iconic show came to be.

Avoid getting poop on your hands when you unleash your next chocolate dragon by wiping with the Shittens disposable wipes. These glove-shaped wipes allow you to easily wipe away feces without exposing your hand to contamination.

Add a special touch to any celebration by personalizing the decor using these chalkboard balloons. The set includes twenty all-black balloons and comes with a special white chalk pen you can use to draw all over the surface.

Set your insides on fire as you delight your palate with a little Satan’s Blood hot sauce. Each bottle of this hellish sauce features a scorching 800,000 Scoville units of pepper extract and comes in an aptly shaped blood vial container.

Transform your manicure’s appearance instantly by painting your nails using this shade shifter mutichrome nail polish. This unique shade changes depending on the way the light hits it, making it appear as red orange, purple, blue, cyan, and many other colors.

Look like coolest kid on the block without risking lung cancer by chomping down on some of these candy cigarettes. Each pack contains ten slim and sweet candy sticks that come in colorful cartons modeled after vintage cigarette packs.

Make drinking great again by patriotically pounding your liver using this American flag liquor flask. This freedom-loving two liter capacity flask is made from BPA-free food grade plastic and features a handy nozzle for easy serving.

Channel your inner barbarian when you’re enjoying your premium roast by sipping it from this horn shaped coffee mug. This 100% leak-proof 12 ounce mug is crafted from BPA-free plastic and comes with a set of straps so you can easily tote it around town.

Turn a lazy day at the lake into an adrenaline-pumping afternoon with this extreme turbo chute water slide. The slide comes in three 20 foot sections for easy assembly and features an incredibly slippery surface with inflatable nylon bumpers for added safety.

There’s no better companion for a quick getaway out of town – or through the space time continuum – than this LED Back To The Future duffel. This canvas cotton bag features ample storage space and comes with a battery powered light up side-panel.

Add a little sizzle to your look by accenting your outfit with these pepperoni pizza socks. They feature a vibrant pizza graphic that won’t fade when you wash them and are made from a Dri-style fabric that is designed to wick away sweat.

Make mealtime fun for the entire family with help from this egg monster bread cutter mold. This easy to use mold is made from a sturdy food-safe plastic and allows you to create whimsical little cyclops monsters with a big fried egg for an eye.

Try your odds against your friends in the nerve-wrecking water roulette game. After placing the special hat on, players take turns flicking the spinner, and then proceed to remove one or more of the rods on top of the hat and pray they don’t get drenched.

Bring some humor into the bedroom with this novelty “his” and “hers” duvet. This queen sized bed cover is made from 100% cotton and sports a design that divides the bed equally between you and you sweetheart.

Visualize your next tattoo idea before permanently placing it on your body using this tattoo practice notebook. Each page in this A5 sized notebook comes with images of different body parts so you can doodle your ideas on them before committing.

Breathe new life into any pair of sneakers by lacing them up with the LED shoelaces. Each lace is powered by a small battery that makes them glow in a solid, flashing, or strobe mode that lasts for up to seventy hours of usage.

Cook in true hobo fashion without fear of poisoning everyone at the patio table by preparing your meals in this garbage can charcoal BBQ grill. The simple trash can design makes it extremely portable, easy to set up, and offers a huge cooking capacity.

These bullet shaped whiskey stones are the ultimate way to cool your drink without diluting it like regular ice cubes would. Capable of freezing in just under an hour, these 304 stainless steel stones can chill your drink in just 3 minutes.

Make the girls go waka-waka over your impeccable fashion taste by dressing up in this stunning Pac-Man suit. Every square inch of this slim fitting 3-piece suit comes adorned with vintage Pac-Man graphics, featuring all the characters form the original game.

Pay homage to one of the greatest gaming consoles ever built by having your morning coffee out of these Super NES controller mugs. Each ceramic mug is styled to look exactly like the iconic grey controllers, making it perfect for you and your “Player 2”.

Give The Donald a piece of your mind by bashing in this Trump piñata. He comes dressed in a dapper black suit, signature toupee full head of luscious hair, and is large enough to hold up to 5 pounds of candy.

Slice through your savings in one fell swoop by placing this Kaiun Ryoukai sword in your online shopping cart. Representing the Kyoto and Yamashiro provinces, this beautifully crafted weapon is modeled after the upper old Japanese era.

Put every other aquatic sport to shame by playing the most exciting one of them all – Watermelon Ball! Designed to look and float like a real watermelon, the ball sports an extremely durable vinyl membrane that can be dribbled on land or passed underwater.

Experience what the rainbow tastes like by having a go at this giant whirly lollipop. This whimsical tooth-rotting treat measures 4.5 x 10 inches and features an eye-catching multicolored design along with a deliciously fruity flavor.

Two of the most iconic games in history have now combined forces to break up your family like never before. The pieces are styled to look like pixelated characters while the board is designed to look like a level from the classic NES game.

Turn your bed into your personal canvas using this doodle pillowcase set. One side of the pillow is designed with a decorative frame while the other side comes styled like a lined sheet of paper so you can unleash your creativity using the 10 included markers.

Geek up your kitchen atmosphere by recreating a level from your favorite game using this Super Mario Bros. magnet set. The set includes 80 Super Mario themed magnets – each shaped like a different character or model in the iconic game.

Turn any day out on the water into a magical experience by spending it atop this giant inflatable unicorn. At eight feel long, it provides ample room for laying out and is built with a special valve that allows for easy inflation.

Just like with mini-golf, we are witnessing the birth of a new sport: mini-pool. This fun little mini pool table not only looks cool, but is a completely functional pool table complete with balls, sticks, a rack, and a stick sharpener.

Unleash the plague of the twenty-first century upon the world by building your very own horde of zombies using this kit. The kit comes with four differently colored and reusable air-dry doughs that you can use to sculpt your undead friend however you wish.

Give your meals a spooky touch using this skull egg mold. Simply place any peeled hard boiled egg into this food-safe plastic mold and it will magically transform it into an eerie skeleton’s face – making it perfect for Halloween themed snacks.

Give poker night a geeky touch by swapping out your standard deck for these retro Super Mario playing cards. Each card comes decorated with a colorful and nostalgic pixelated image from the iconic Nintendo game.

Create out of this world treats that the kids will love using this Star Wars cookie cutter set. Each cookie cutter is made from BPA-free ABS plastic and comes in one of six different iconic characters from the film series like Yoda, Chewy, and Princess Leia.

Transform yourself into your favorite Wookie by dressing up in this Star Wars electronic Chewbacca mask. It features a detailed movie-like design, comes with a strap for easy adjustments, and makes classic roaring sounds that amplify as you open your mouth.

Draw the attention of everyone at the park by taking to the skies with this giant octopus kite. As this mammoth 15 meter long octopus gracefully floats through the air, its long, brightly colored tentacles flap around so you can easily spot it from down below.

Introducing CLUE: The Game Of Thrones edition – the only version where everyone is probably the killer. The double sided game board lets you play in 2 different locations while the 12 suspects are represented by characters from the highly acclaimed TV series.

Use your bathroom time more efficiently by perfecting your aim with this toilet basketball set. The set includes a hoop, a floor mat for your toilet, and three small balls that come in a specialized canister that you can easily install on your wall.

Marvel at the majesty of the cosmos while indulging on one of these 3D planet lollipops. Each lollipop in this six piece set features a cool three dimensional image of a planet in our cosmic neighborhood against a marvelous space themed backdrop.

Step up your snacking game by using this milk and cookies shot maker to craft some delicious edibles. This easy to use device comes with a non-stick silicone mold that lets you make six small cookie shot glasses that are ideal for filling up with milk.

Show everyone you’ve got your caffeine addiction under control by sipping from this giant coffee mug. Now rather than having to constantly perform tedious refill trips, you can serve your entire daily allotment of java inside this massive 64 ounce mug.

Easily add a little color to your home studio with these paint tube door stops. This doorstop’s creative design creates the illusion that a glob of paint has spilled onto the floor after being squeezed out of the tube by the weight of the door.

Create a safer jumping environment for the kiddies by installing this in-ground trampoline kit. With the trampoline at ground level you’ll decrease the risk of serious injury and create a more aesthetically pleasing landscape in your backyard.

Ensure you’re prepared for your journey into the afterlife by studying the Handbook For The Recently Deceased. This unique prop is handmade with meticulous detail to resemble the one from the unforgettable Beetlejuice movie.

Give your already awesome gift an out of this world touch by using this galaxy wrapping paper. The set includes three 37×24 inch sheets – each depicting a differently colored image of our vast and captivating cosmos.

Who would have ever thought being bitten by a great white could feel so good? This shark attack blanket is made from ultra soft double-sided minky fabric and creates the illusion you’re being eaten alive when you wrap yourself up.

Let the elusive Nessie keep you company by using this Loch Ness monster tea infuser. Nessie’s porous body will release the contents into the water while his long neck extends above the water’s surface so you can move him around.

Look no further for the next centerpiece in your home than this action figure of the great Vladmir Putin riding a bear. This work of art displays the infamous leader of Russia in his natural state – riding a bear, shirtless, while wearing combat boots and camo pants.

Two of your favorite card games have joined forces to create the wildly entertaining Pokemon Uno. Each card in the deck features a vivid rendering of a different Pokemon character from the show, making this deck a great gift for geeks.

Give your baked goods an extra dose of sugar love using this heart filled cake pan set. The pan makes it remarkably easy to create a yummy cake with a hollowed out heart shaped core that you can fill with whatever topping you desire.

Ensure your little monster stays warm when the temperature drops by feeding him to the sharks. Apart from creating the adorable illusion your baby is being eaten alive, this shark sleeping bag features a 100% breathable cotton exterior for maximum comfort.

Make the best out of a bad situation by covering up your little princess’s ouchies with these Hello Kitty Band-Aids. Each of the twenty latex-free Band-Aids comes printed with an adorable pink Hello Kitty themed design any little girl will love.

If you can’t stop dreaming about the cheesy stuff, this pizza slice night light is just for you. This cheese covered slice sits atop a paper plate styled base and comes with a simple on/off switch for added convenience.

Treat your sweet tooth to a sampling of the Far East with this bag of assorted Japanese candy. This giant bag comes packed with 34 packs of 27 different hard candies, gummies, and crackers that are guaranteed to satisfy any palate.

Give your performance the ‘wow’ factor it’s been missing by using this color adjustable fog machine. This powerful fog machine comes equipped with 9 built in LEDs that let you alternate between red, green, violet, and blue.

Unleash a zoo in your freezer by making some savory snacks using these zoo animals popsicle molds. The molds are easy to fill and clean – and can be used to create exotic looking frozen treats in the shape of a lion, monkey, polar bear, and elephant – oh my!

Get the kids excited about playing outdoors again by whipping out this giant multi-colored parachute. This versatile parachute provides loads of fun for all and comes in sizes ranging from 6 feet to 30 feet in diameter.

Have a little fun while you relax and booze it up by creating beautiful music with these major scale musical wine glasses. Simply fill your glass to the desired note, moisten your finger, and create a wondrous sound as you run it across the rim of the glass.

Put an electric new twist on a classic game using this hot potato shock ball. The ball is encased in a protective plastic layer and emits small electric shock pulses at random intervals between the 10 and 30 second marks.

This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.

Now your kids can walk tall just like the mighty Bigfoot using these Sports Stomp Walker stilts. They come fitted with big ol’ soft foam feet that are easy to balance on, and are designed to handle children up to 100 pounds.

Give your fragile phone the protection it deserves by placing this plush ball iPhone case over it. Each finely crafted case comes covered in small and vibrantly colored plush balls that not only protect your phone but feel good to the touch as well.

Treat your eyes and taste buds to a snack they won’t soon forget by snacking on this rainbow caramel popcorn. This classic delicious snack stands out above the rest not only for its sweet taste but also for its vibrant colors – such as pink, yellow, and purple.

Avoid heartache from the opposite sex by trading your undeserving boyfriend in for the perfect man chocolate. He’s sweet, a great listener, and has a physique that’ll put any guy to shame. Best of all, he’s made out of rich milk chocolate.

Keep your energetic pooch entertained for hours on end by installing this self tugging dog toy in your yard. Once affixed to the ground, simply attach the knotted rope toy to the 55 inch pole and watch as little Rover goes wild.

Make your pool day even better by bringing along a few slices in the form of this pizza slice inflatable pool float. This giant vinyl float measures 48 inches in diameter and comes covered in gooey pepperoni and cheese slices.

Stand apart from the crowd by accenting your party getup with some glow in the dark hair gel. Available in green, yellow, blue, and pink, this eccentric gel is easy to apply and made to glow under UV lighting so your hair really pops.

Bring some Peanuts flair to your holiday decor using this Charlie Brown Christmas tree. Designed after Charlie Brown’s iconic paltry tree, this nostalgic ornament stands 24 inches tall and comes wrapped with Linus’s blue blanket at the base.

Create the ideal environment for any occasion by customizing the lighting using this multicolor light show lamp. The compact size fits easily on any nightstand and features four different music programs along with twenty distinct lighting and color combinations.

Enjoy a rousing game of put-put even after the sun sets by playing with this glow in the dark mini golf kit. The railings come in four vibrant colors and can be set up in dozens of different designs to increase difficulty and keep the game fresh.

After you’re finished filling the halls with boughs of holly, fill your liver with alcohol using this Christmas stocking flask. Shaped like Santa’s boot, it’s made from FDA approved food-grade plastic and can hold up to 2.25 liters of your chosen holiday spirit.

The Book With No Pictures is a hilariously fun read that requires you to speak aloud whatever is written, no matter how silly or preposterous it sounds. It’s perfect for reading to children as they giggle hearing their parents say ridiculous things like “glibbity globbity”.

Let the power of the Dark Side flow through you every morning by chugging down a potent cup of this Star Wars themed coffee. Three distinct roasts combine to create a full-bodied blend with a sharp and smoky taste no Sith Lord can resist.

Get back at those annoying telemarketers for taking up your precious time by learning how to troll them using the “Messing With Telemarketers” book. This entertaining read comes packed with dozens of real life calls – each funnier than the last.

Appease your inner zombie with a daily helping of braaaiiinssss by digging into a fruity jello brain. Made from durable plastic, this brain mold easily helps you create colorful and delicious fruit flavored versions of the undead’s favorite food.

After you’ve thoroughly vetted your target, prepped the room, and have them in your sights this cereal killer spoon is all you’ll need to finish performing your morning ritual. Each vintage spoon is crafted from silverplate and is hand stamped.

Become one with nature by transforming your feet into big wooden stumps with these novelty slippers. Styled like two big old wooden stumps, they come filled with cotton and feature fluffy foam soles that makes it seem like you’re walking on clouds.

Enjoy the thrill of a paintball fight without needing all the expensive equipment by going into battle with these throwable paint balls. They’re easy to make, can be custom colored, and act similar to water balloons – making them ideal for playtime.

Hold yourself accountable for your unrealistic lifestyle adjustments by posing for a picture holding these New Year’s resolution mugshot signs. Each sign features a blank space in addition to a statement like “trying again” and “who am I kidding” underneath.

Make your backyard the funnest place on the block by setting up this Crayon bounce house. It’s made from a sturdy puncture-proof and fire-resistant nylon and can fit up to three kids – or one drunk adult – inside its breezy and spacious interior.

Craft your own candies like a modern day Willy Wonka using this gummy bear silicone mold. The mold is made from durable BPA free & FDA approved high quality silicone and features 63 small bear shaped cavities you can fill with gummy candy or chocolate.

Enjoy your favorite time-hopping trilogy like never before by engaging in a rousing game of Back To The Future Monopoly. Rather than amass property, you jump through time using your small token to collect different locations.

Instantly brighten up any plain or drab room using one of these adorable rainbow flower cushions. This machine washable cushion measures nearly two feet in diameter and features a soft and cuddly plush exterior – making it ideal for snuggling.

Have a laugh at the expense of others all year round by hanging this “Awkward Family Photos” calendar in your home or office. Whether it’s inappropriate poses between siblings, or tacky outfits and hairstyles, each picture will leave you in stitches.

Turn your local park into a winter wonderland by hitting the hills with this inflatable snow tube sled. Ideal for adults and kids alike, the sled is made from a super heavy duty material, features double reinforced handles, and is coated with a cold-resistant treatment.

Turn your boring noodle meal into a culinary sensation with help from the Prison Ramen recipe book. It comes full of colorful recipes like “sloppy Ramen Joe” and Danny Trejo’s “Machete Ramen” along with select stories from the inmates who made them.

Give fellow employees a piece of your mind by sipping your morning coffee out of this grenade mug. This 4.5 inch tall ceramic mug is styled like a classic grenade right down to the pin, and sports a comical message that’ll get your co-workers attention.

Keep your tootsies nice and cozy on the coldest of days by putting on these Yeti heated slippers. These furry slippers are extremely soft to the touch and can be plugged in via USB to keep your toes nice and warm on cold mornings.

Play a fun prank on friends by giving them a tiny jolt using this electric shock prank puzzle cube. Disguised as a Rubik’s cube-like puzzle, it gives the player a small shock when they attempt to solve it by turning the pieces.

Test your luck as you try to avoid getting your face spattered while playing this Pie Face roulette game. After spinning, each player places their head on the chin rest and begins turning the handle until someone gets a face full of pie.

Shine bright in the dead of night by giving yourself a makeover with this glow in the dark hair dye. This peroxide and ammonia-free vegan friendly dye comes in a range of vibrant colors that come to life under UV lighting.

Give your humble abode a bit of millennial flair with this poop emoji pillow. Everyone’s favorite fecal emoji comes to life in the form of an adorably soft pillow that’ll put a smile on your face even on your shittiest of days.